Marcus Copeland: Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!" Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like. Marcus Copeland: Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. Heather Vandergeld: Well, yeah? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get, like, liposuction or something! You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, OK?Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!" Megan Vandergeld: Your mother shops at Saks. Yeah, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office Megan Vandergeld: It's the Beverly Ho-Billies. Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.
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